Thursday, November 15, 2007

Searching Me Out

So I took the time to explore my stats on who is visiting my page and how they got here. Guess what I found?

Google Search Terms:

"my back hurts how do i get a dr to give me vicodin"

"head nurse porn"

"stories hogtied gay"


Doesn't that just say it all folks? I've got drug addicted, porn loving fans who like to get tied up. I LOVE IT!


2 comments:

The T-Dude said...

I was wrote a piece about an attractive young pole vaulter who had become the darling of Internet pervs across the country. She didn't want or try for the attention, but pictures of her showed up online on a track and field site and then they spread across cyberspace resulting in a lot of unwanted attention. Anyway, that post of mine gets regular google hits. I guess the lesson is, if you want traffic, write about teen sex.

Tabitha said...

LOVE IT.
I actually came across you because I had googled something about "staff laughing + ER"
There's a poem I read once and can't find now - written for patients about why they sometimes hear ER staff laughing. Talks about sometimes we laugh to keep from crying. Anyhow - just thought I'd let you know.