Sunday, January 17, 2010
As Seen on TV......
Apparently, someone got caught having sex at our hospital last week. Someone meaning an employee.
Do people really do this shit? I mean seriously. Why, oh why, would you want to drop your nasty scrub pants in a place full of MRSA, VRE, Staph, and other unknown heebie geebie bugs crawlin' all around? Do you really want your nether regions exposed to the crap that the 45 year old alcoholic vomited up onto your partner's leg 2 hours before? I mean REEEEAAAALY?
Pretty soon we'll have to have a mandatory educational session entitled "How to Prevent Hospital Acquired Vaginal MRSA Infections."
Lesson #1: How to keep your pants on
Lesson #2: How to keep your vajayjay clean
Lesson #3: How to sneak around outside of the hospital so you don't have to do it here.
Lesson #4: How to properly finish your antibiotic prescription
Lesson #5: Prenatal classes
I might be able to understand this if Dr. McSteamy worked at our facility....... but he doesn't. Nor does anyone that remotely resembles him work there.
Sigh................ life just ain't ever like TV, ya know?