Sunday, January 17, 2010

As Seen on TV......

Apparently, someone got caught having sex at our hospital last week. Someone meaning an employee.

Do people really do this shit? I mean seriously. Why, oh why, would you want to drop your nasty scrub pants in a place full of MRSA, VRE, Staph, and other unknown heebie geebie bugs crawlin' all around? Do you really want your nether regions exposed to the crap that the 45 year old alcoholic vomited up onto your partner's leg 2 hours before? I mean REEEEAAAALY?

Gross, man.

Just Gross.

Pretty soon we'll have to have a mandatory educational session entitled "How to Prevent Hospital Acquired Vaginal MRSA Infections."

Lesson #1: How to keep your pants on
Lesson #2: How to keep your vajayjay clean
Lesson #3: How to sneak around outside of the hospital so you don't have to do it here.
Lesson #4: How to properly finish your antibiotic prescription
Lesson #5: Prenatal classes

I might be able to understand this if Dr. McSteamy worked at our facility....... but he doesn't. Nor does anyone that remotely resembles him work there.

Sigh................ life just ain't ever like TV, ya know?

15 comments:

MLee said...

LMAO.. Yes stad really do the nasty at work, most be the I&D's that get them so hot and bothere. We had securtiy catch it on vieo tape last year.. just gross

MLee said...

LMAO.. Yes stad really do the nasty at work, most be the I&D's that get them so hot and bothere. We had securtiy catch it on vieo tape last year.. just gross

riekee said...

OMG - that's so funny because today I was walkiing through a seldom used hallway & saw an empty condom wrapper on the ground! Gross!!!

gene said...

i worked at a small hospital about 8 years ago and was told by one of the staff RN's, "i've had sex in almost every room in this place, closets included."
and she was PROUD.
bleck.

Julie said...

MLee - that video could probably make some money on the porn circuit!

riekee - Gross! That means someone got their nasty on in the last few hours, eh (as long as your housekeeping sweeps at least once a day).

gene - Sounds like she wanted in your pants.

gene said...

yea. what's the boiling point of Purell? she wasn't even worth a second glance.
be well!

Kim said...

One word...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

StorytellERdoc said...

LOL...what a funny post...I think people are watching way to much TV medical dramas and are taking it to work...I'm with you, gross. get a room.

StorytellERdoc said...

LOL..funny post. I'm with you, it's pretty gross...get a room already.

Firefighter/Paramedic said...

Gross. Just about as gross as having sex in the back of an ambulance.

Candice said...

That does not surprise me in the least.

Julie said...

Kim - No kidding, right?

ER Doc - apparently they did get a room, it was just a nasty one! LOL

F/P - now that is just damn disgusting. You KNOW you can never get all those nooks and crannies clean.

Candice - I'm sadly inclined to agree with you I suppose. I just don't want to walk in there with someone's ass in the air and their sack hanging down.

tvvbsn said...

Reminds me of that time in the back seat of the helicoptor.....

NASTY

Scrubs said...

When you put it like that, dropping any part of your scrubs sounds completely unappealing. Hope the educational session doesn't actually come to life!

Julie said...

@tvvbsn - a helicopter? I'd think one would have to be MIIIIIIGHTY flexible to accomplish that.

@Scrubs - unless you're dropping them to step into a hot tub with a big glass of wine after a long day at work.