Surfing for Porn - AKA reading other ER blogs

I seriously Laughed My Ass Off reading THIS blog.  No seriously.  It slid down the back of my thighs, did a ski jump off my muscular calves, and landed with a greasy sounding PLOP! on the floor behind me.

Seriously.

OK, it really just slid off my backside like the blob it is and settled into the canyon between the couch cushions.  I'm still trying to find a way to reattach it.  Cuz I need my ass.  I truly do.

So props to Candice  and her amazingly funny blog.

(Plus - she uses the word fuck a lot and how can I resist a fellow trash mouth?  Huh?  How can I?)

Come to think of it, I haven't cussed much lately on my blogs.  Maybe that preachy woman actually did get to me.  Must remedy.  Pronto.

Sanctimonious Assholes.

I feel better already.  Sigh.........